If Aliens came to Earth, I would show them around. I’d take them to see the planet’s landmarks such as the rainforests, the polar ice caps, Great Barrier Reef, Mount Everest and Fuji-san. I’d also tell them that most of the planet’s inhabitants are cool, but the human race should be exterminated because we are the true vermin of the planet and do not deserve to survive as a species.

You motherfuckers better pray they do not meet me first.